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melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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dykesupremacy:

when straight girls take pictures of themselves kissing their female friend on the cheek and caption it “lol we’re such lesbos/dykes/lezzas” or some other lesbophobic slur 

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no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u

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aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

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